<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16303508</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:27:34.674-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Parodies of a Toy collector</title><subtitle type='html'>A collector's tale

There was a pubor by the name Jeremy who loves milking all day and collecting transformers. This Pubor is totally obsessed with transformers, his friends is normally shocked by the extravagant amount he spends on his toys but as usual Jeremy always assures them, "Oh my Tua Pek Gong, the amount i spent is nuts compared to die-hard collectors". End of the day they just wash their hands off Jeremy. Hah Di Hah Hah</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeremymoo.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16303508/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeremymoo.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jere</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01409764521493165674</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16303508.post-112660274393237618</id><published>2005-09-13T01:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-13T02:12:24.500-07:00</updated><title type='text'>~.~ Work Sleep School Sleep Work Study</title><content type='html'>3 days of not blogging again due to the fact that my sis was hogging on the com. So let her be. Rather keep myself occupied by working. Hmm worked last Sat. with Josh, Shawn and Ping nam. Heh. It was SLAM-PACK in Shanghai. i mean like what the FISH! Suddenly people start flocking in like the way Singaporeans do in a GSS. But most of them were from the other side of the causeway. Basically to support their homegrown talents William Scorpion and Gang? Heh though time passes surprising fast i was pooped by the time we ended operation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh well the following day got my pay + my tips not much though but enough to tide through a month or so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Recruit Starfish has officially entered the army. LOL!!! Oh my Tua Pek Gong its gonna be my turn soon. I hope i won't end up in Civil Defense. Heh, the officers there would be busy shoving hoses into every new recruits arse as part of their new operation lol. I hope starfish kanna that. I'll be seeing him 2 weeks later legs wide apart due to the excessive hose shoving in the butt. OUCH! Heh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just to celebrate his last day of starfish's freedom. Mik and me decided to give him another farewell dinner @ Thomson just yesterday. The previous one was at the Japanese Club where the ooooh pretty waitress was there. Thereafter our dinner we began talking cock, trash and bullshit. LOL! If 1 kanna Police, he will be chasing some dumb farkers down the street with a baton in hand shouting "Oi Mai Ka Lim Pei Chou". LOL! Imagine that early morning in Punggol, that would be fun ain't it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hmm Wah lan i just found my comments page is not working. Knn fish la. Feel like taking a fish and Hamtam blogspot's server.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16303508-112660274393237618?l=jeremymoo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeremymoo.blogspot.com/feeds/112660274393237618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16303508&amp;postID=112660274393237618' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16303508/posts/default/112660274393237618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16303508/posts/default/112660274393237618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeremymoo.blogspot.com/2005/09/work-sleep-school-sleep-work-study.html' title='~.~ Work Sleep School Sleep Work Study'/><author><name>Jere</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01409764521493165674</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16303508.post-112642487443946399</id><published>2005-09-11T00:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-11T00:47:54.443-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wah Lan eh</title><content type='html'>Hmm, friday was crap though i've forgotten what i wanna write. Crap! Well having read my email just yesterday, i missed out on an irresistable offer by U-toys. Sheesh they were selling God Ginrai Original and Fire Edition each for a killer price of $65. Cb but the promotion was held last wednesday... -.-". Just yesterday i went to the sale and i bought a Galaxy Force Megatron. Though it may not be the G1 types i'm collecting but it sure as hell looks pretty. Right after that, i rushed home to have a massive quick dinner ( Lets just say it's heavy-carbohydrates meal ) before meeting Pumpkin. After finishing my makan, i was tempted to try out the GC-Megatron. Ooooh and guess what it's freaking hard to transform. Wah Lan eh, knn Takara make transformers so difficult to transform now. Knn~! After a few attempts, i totally give up. I was also late. Heh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cb~ The weather really sucks to the core, everytime i wake up just in time to go swimming it always has to rain. Oh my Tua Pek Gong. Hmm saw a shop in ChinaSquare selling G1 boxed Optimus prime. Hmm but it's going for $220. I don't really know whether it's a good price. Missing some shit and stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh well sunday as usual, stinks. Working in the night, go home, sleep, go school, etc etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thats all for now folks.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16303508-112642487443946399?l=jeremymoo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeremymoo.blogspot.com/feeds/112642487443946399/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16303508&amp;postID=112642487443946399' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16303508/posts/default/112642487443946399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16303508/posts/default/112642487443946399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeremymoo.blogspot.com/2005/09/wah-lan-eh.html' title='Wah Lan eh'/><author><name>Jere</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01409764521493165674</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16303508.post-112615312709745121</id><published>2005-09-08T12:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-07T21:18:47.113-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Back Finally</title><content type='html'>Liew, 3 days not on the computer doesn't really feel funny. Sheesh, now i gotta combine 3 days of blogging into one. Tuesday was another chee bye day, i worked till some bloody pubor wanna beat me up, well maybe it could be due to the fact that he has totally no hair on his head while i had about 1.3cm of hair left on my head. Farking chee bye just smashed a rock glass at me, well it sorta hit my leg. That bloody cheebye just ask me where is his chee bye Girlfriend's wallet. How the fark i know where your knn wallet ah. Knn walk away already then smashed 1 glass, his face given that lan jiao look, looks like it was been filled a thousand and 1 shit elements. Farking cheebye, spoil my mood for that whole day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wednesday was also another bitch, with Joy Koh 'surprising' us with a "Oh now you all must pass up your projects on the 15th of September". Fark it, feel like playing D.O.T.A, but school work is more important. Hmm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thursday was totally spoilt thanks to a chee bye bitch who thinks he is very farking funny to add shits and stuff into my drink. Kan him already see whether he like it? CCB, play childish pranks on food, play lan jiao then got la knn PCB. Was so disappointed!!! I didnt get GC-03 Starscream, i thought it was a killer price of $45 for a 2 foot bugga but no! It was actually a smaller version. I called another shop and that fella told me "Oh that, its $100" and i saw Toys'R'Us selling for $75. Wah Kao trying to con me ccb. But nonetheless waiting for my Star Convoy to come. Not to mention my pay too.&lt;br /&gt;After been disappointed, i went straight to HSA to donate my 'Oh heavenly milky' blood, but heaven forbids because Dr Doc says "Your bloody blood pressure is too low, exceptionally low compared to others. So you go home take a goooooood rest and come back tomorrow again ok?" Waste my time going there knn.&lt;br /&gt;Finding Ben Bong bong's house was really a pain in the freaking arse, walking from HSA of course. I made my way from HSA all the way to Cantoment Police Headquarters. Then i met all the blanghas along the way, i was like "WHAT THE FISH LA, get the fish away from me". Feels like i am been harassed by them. I called ben bong bong and asked him "Where the heck is your freaking place", he gave me a simple reply "Walk straight until you see an overhead bridge then turn right till you see Block 12 then proceed to 8th floor". Sianz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soon after i reached his house, say hello to ah mark(His big dog). And what the hell, what was meant to be doing project at his house becomes a mapling project. I was not in their group anyway. I was there cuz i'm going to the seoul garden buffet with shelly. We finished our shit at Ben's house at around 6.30pm due to the fact that the smelly pokemon Jason was due to arrive in orchard soon. So his ETA was 15min. HOLY COW, we only got 10mins to move out! Our original idea was to feast on the Sakae Sushi Buffet was SHIT. Buffet was only from 3pm - 6pm. Great! We had no choice but to go Seoul Garden. Moo, eat the usual craps and stuff and FARKING HELL THE BILL CAME UP TO $23 per person. Farking cheat money. Here's a list&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buffet for 3 : $45/-&lt;br /&gt;Farking Wet cb Towels : 3 x $3 = $9 ( Knn their towels made fresh with what  lan jiao juice )&lt;br /&gt;Drinks : 3 x $2.50 = $7.50 ( I really wonder why they don't opt for their water to be free? Even that costs me $2.50, Shit water costs me that much when they just took it from the tap -.-" )&lt;br /&gt;Ginseng Chicken Soup : 3 x $3 ( KNN! The soup is only enough for 1 person they charge it to 3 a person, farking cb )&lt;br /&gt;GST : $6 ( A miscalculated Rate which i think is lesser )&lt;br /&gt;Misc : $3 ( I don't know WTF is this for )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You do the maths.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16303508-112615312709745121?l=jeremymoo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeremymoo.blogspot.com/feeds/112615312709745121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16303508&amp;postID=112615312709745121' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16303508/posts/default/112615312709745121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16303508/posts/default/112615312709745121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeremymoo.blogspot.com/2005/09/back-finally.html' title='Back Finally'/><author><name>Jere</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01409764521493165674</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16303508.post-112583868079680974</id><published>2005-09-04T20:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-04T05:58:00.796-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh my Tua Pek Gong</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Oh well just started this blog just so that pubor Junhao can link me. DUHZ! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Today's a SUNDAY, where most people would either be at home resting watching TV, doing some family activities or hang out with friends. For me, it's just a last day of the week for me and i still gotta report for work at Shanghai. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shanghai, a heavenly place for Ah bengs alike, singapore and malaysia. Every time i work there, its either yo ar yo, oi oi oi, etc. Well just gotta get used to it. I also needa get used to the frequent fights going on there, knn i will get beaten over the slightest fark. Thats why i would always say, equip yourself with a baseball bat, helmet and a vest unless those dickheads are smart enough to hit you in the forbidden coconut tree with 2 coconuts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pay day is coming soon, hopefully can managed to tide through this coming month. Every month is like shit and i mean literally like shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Junhao this is for you ... __&lt;br /&gt;haha +D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16303508-112583868079680974?l=jeremymoo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jeremymoo.blogspot.com/feeds/112583868079680974/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16303508&amp;postID=112583868079680974' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16303508/posts/default/112583868079680974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16303508/posts/default/112583868079680974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jeremymoo.blogspot.com/2005/09/oh-my-tua-pek-gong.html' title='Oh my Tua Pek Gong'/><author><name>Jere</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01409764521493165674</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
